"A girl in Salt Lake once asked me, 'Why are you wearing make up? Are you a fag?'Then I said, 'Well, if I'm a fag for wearing make up, then you must be a dyke in blue jeans.' I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than she was."
I got that from www.daveyhavok.net...It's a great site. Visit.
I would post some pictures, but I have no clue on how to do that...so if anyone can tell me, I shall post!